The Boxing Day Tsunami of 2004 killed an estimated 230,000 people across 14 countries. Given many were babies or children too young to understand let alone be capable of sin, theologians generally agree this could only have been the work of The Devil.
Now, as God not only failed to stop the evil but has still yet to resurrect any of Satan’s victims, one can only assume that of the two unseen entities, the latter is by far the more powerful. Logically therefore, when it comes to ensuring one’s place both here and in the afterlife, it is The Devil we should be worshipping and not God.
Or maybe, just maybe…
