Bad people vote right and good people vote left.
And by ‘bad people’ I mean men, and by ‘good people’ I mean women.
And by ‘men’ I mean white men, and by ‘women’ I mean feminists.
And by ‘white men’ I mean capitalists, and by ‘feminists’ I mean ‘woke’.
And by ‘capitalists’ I mean fascists, and by ‘woke’ I mean activists.
And by ‘fascists’ I mean ‘terrorists’, and by ‘activists’ I mean freedom-fighters.
And as one person’s terrorist is another person’s freedom-fighter…
